For that, Fratellis, I can never forgive you. Make of that what you will. But it also gave us some truly, unforgettably horrible songs. WebIt's not that they're the worst bands ever, but the fact that they're so fucking boring makes them worse than some of the actual worst bands. In theory, that sounds kind of amazing. The 00s gave us brilliant things: Arctic Monkeys, The Wire, Spotify, the iPhone. -Kai Flanders, Boring, tepid, rehashed classic rock with a thin veneer of alt. They make Perrier seem vibrant and ethnic. WebThe Australian alternative scene of the 2000s was also notable for its diversity. A grubby little band who don't deserve 1% of their success. Be Your Own Pet were probably not as well known as some of the bands in this list, but they were bags more fun than most of them. Add to that their anodyne, soulless music and their eminently slappable faces and you begin to see why The Jonas Brothers are on this list. Admittedly the song is a cover of the 1975 song by the Ted Mulry Gang, and Hasselhoff, when hassled about the song, claimed his video was self-parody. In order for something to be hated, it must first be loved; that love is what gives the hatred its roots. 3. The quartet has disappeared, but the bands dubious legacy lives on through member Linda Perry, writer and producer of some of the most boring radio songs imaginable, including Christina Aguileras Beautiful and Pinks Get the Party Started. -Liz Ohanesian, Emerging with their mid-aughts hit Grind With Me, Pretty Ricky somehow managed to lower the bar when it came to heartthrob groups with baby-oil-smeared chests. Their most recent album, Away from the World, was released in 2012, and also debuted at number one on the Billboard chart. Their Pete Waterman created, insipid single 'Sacred Trust' failed to hit the number one spot and was pipped to the post by 'Sound Of The Underground' by their TV competitors Girls Aloud. Please note that The Journal uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide WebFather of All Motherfuckers, Green Day (2020) In 2022, Loudwire published that Father of All Motherfuckers was the highest ranked rock album on a list of the worst albums of the And, lastly, I want to clarify that not all of the bands pointed out on this list existed simply throughout the 2000s, but they are remembered as '2000s musicians'. 10. The point being: had this song not existed within a viral fad, literally nobody would care. What made it so bad: Its earnest, self-indulgent pap of the highest order. : The faux-cockney tone of Luke Concannons vocals, as he sings, . Just one more single was released in six months before band member Daniel Pearce quit the band leaving them no choice but to split the following day. Or perhaps the reason nobody knows who Tokio Hotel are is that they are a painfully bad band aimed at the kind of people who find Good Charlotte too extreme. American rock band that was formed by singer/guitarist Kurt Cobain and bassist Krist Novoselic in Aberdeen, Washington in 1987. Hating Nickelback used to be cool, but it's so easy that it's kind of just a fact, now. What made it so bad: Its 2017 and were wise to how The X Factor works. 11. All Rights reserved. That's right, the '00s. Smash Mouth is what would have happened if Limp Bizkit made love to a Lisa Frank poster. It was not long before they recruited bassist Dave Parsons, and later drummer Robin Goodridge, and started writing. The uber successful act are so clean cut they make Cliff Richard look like Marilyn Manson. Worst bit: When you stop to think about the number of people involved in the making of this song and its accompanying video. at the Disco. posts, comments and submissions available. Axel F was one of those irreversible mistakes, the kind that spirals out of control before you realise whats actually happening. Unlike his sister who would never do anything rebellious or naughty, Trace is covered in tattoos including the phrase 'Songs Of Victory' on his chest and a coffin on his throat. Ombudsman, and our staff operate within the Code of Practice. and help keep the future of the Houston Press, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. services and Muse, Evanescence Bring Big Goth Energy to Toyota Center. Go on! and RollingNews.ie unless otherwise stated. They are currently recording their seventh studio album, Stampede of the Disco Elephants. Swedish pop group, originally consisting of Ulf "Buddha" Ekberg and three siblings, Jonas "Joker" Berggren, Malin "Linn" Berggren and Jenny Berggren. Waiting For A Girl Like You? Yeah, that one. WebThese are the worst musicians of the 2000s. What made it so bad: The fact that its the sound of slipping into a coma. The new line-up released The Golden Ratio in September 2010. The final nail in the dodgy cock-rockers' career, however, was this atrocity Hot Leg. Unfortunately, they were so clean-cut they made Santa Clause seem like Jack the Ripper and made us wish that old Jack would go rip their smirky smiles off their faces. Technically this band rose to fame in the 1990s but their hit album 'Silver Side Up' was released in 2001 and it gave all the douchy people a reason to congregate. We want to hear it. The Living End. Were aware of how a novelty act can be ridiculed by Simon Cowell in the first round, before finding unlikely success as the show progresses, before releasing a chart-bound single via Cowells label Syco. Sort of like anchovies; in fact, its quite fair to call Rush the anchovies of rock music. Whats that coming over the hill? Another band that just call to mind video games. Getting angry with the Pussycat Dolls is like getting angry with Bank of America or Walmart. What made it so bad: That opening bassline kicks in and for a few sweet seconds you think youre listening to A Town Called Malice by The Jam. 10 Worst Hard Rock Lyrics Of The 2000s. The term landfill-indie was made for a band like The Twang. Good Charlotte Boyd Tinsley was added to the band as a violinist soon after the band was formed. That said, fuck Walmart. By far the finest thing to ever come from this group is allure cover of "Down With The Sickness" from Richard Cheese that makes a look in Dawn of the Dead. : First of all, the world is a better place with Out of Your Mind in it. To learn more see our, HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SOOOOOO *goal is scored*. [29] 2000s2010s Playing with Fire, Kevin Federline (2006) The only album recorded by Kevin Federline, ex-husband of Britney Spears, Playing with Fire is review aggregator Metacritic 's lowest-scoring album with a rating of 15. Limp Bizkit. YOU. If you aren't familiar with English bands in the 2000s this may be news to you but this terrible three-piece sold an enormous 3million albums in their 4-year career. The mere mention of tracks like Two Princes create an earworm so powerful that youre going to need to see an ENT doctor. but its a doozy, a mess of classic rock wails and faux bluesiness. Interview: Imogen Ray, Merchandising Manager Extraordinaire, The Unconventional Music of Antonio Ibrahine: How His Big Band Sound and Sound Design Elements Elevated The Audience to New Heights, Noa Bar Talks Influences and Collaborators - A Jam Addict Interview, Making Connections Through Live Music - An Interview with Karen Shiraishi, This is How to Prepare for a Concert Performance, Guitarist Jason Ji Talks Instruments, Shows, and Film Work. Known for their squeaky clean looks and attitudes, this boy band had more than their fifteen minutes of fame. Please, no '00s nostalgia, or these fools may find their way onto the bill. We didnt see Chico coming. Nirvana's sudden success widely popularized alternative rock as a whole, and the band's frontman Cobain found himself referred to in the media as the "spokesman of a generation", with Nirvana being considered the "flagship band" of Generation X.Nirvana's third studio album, In Utero (1993), featured an abrasive, less-mainstream sound and challenged the group's audience. Champagne Supernova, anyone? 25 forgotten indie bands of the 2000s, ranked from worst to best, Doug Peters / EMPICS Entertainment / EMPICS Entertainment. Theory of a Deadman's lead singer Tyler Connelly is sort of like a slicker version of Nickelback's Chad Kroeger which is ironic given that the pair duetted on 'Hero' taken from the Spiderman soundtrack. Yes, lazier than The Blobby Song. They are permanently beige, the sonic instantiation of Ambercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts, South Carolina Gamecocks hats, and flip-flops flailing. And what about Anthony Kiediss rapping? From whence you came, Plain White Ts. 15 3 Doors Down In the early '00s, this rock band And that one song is grand, and then it turns into Brimful of Asha. Last years Super Bowl halftime show where they sung out of sync and trampled Sweet Child O Mine made Madonnas version look brilliant. WebTHE 2000S WAS a landmark decade for indie music, producing acts that are still huge today. Coldplay jokes aside, Disturbed sucked and will always suck, provided they apparently still have a pulse. The founding members were singer-songwriter and guitarist Dave Matthews, bassist Stefan Lessard, drummer/backing vocalist Carter Beauford and saxophonist LeRoi Moore. God, Im aggravated just thinking about Scouting For Girls. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. But Austrian disc-spinner DJ Otzi doesnt know too much of a good thing. August 9, 2013 50. You know, that little decade of time from 2000 to 2010 that basically killed everything that was decent and listenable about mainstream alt-rock? Worst bit: Counting Crows singer Adam Duritzs purring la la la la chants. In fact, it downright sucks. Cringiest Lines of the New Millennium. Whats worse is that, while good bands struggle to make decent money, Hootie seemingly siphoned off all of it in their 90s heyday, going more platinum than Sandra Dee. By this time Westlife were six albums deep into a career built upon dull, saccharine ballads and the formula was very tired indeed. Web10. From pop crap to screamo to ridiculously dull indie, see who makes number one below: 20. Perhaps this is down to a belief that a band from Germany could never be as good as one from New York or London. Though their leader Darius Rucker is black, Hootie could not be more vanilla. 1. EMPICS Entertainment / PA Wire -Gabrielle Canon, Why is Oasis among the worst? Them, and folks whose favorite book is The Da Vinci Code and favorite TV show is Two and a Half Men. Get Free is still fine? Comments. By continuing to browse, you agree to the use of cookies described in our Cookies Policy. But it How did five lads from grey, rainy Dublin make songs so evocative of sunny California? Billboard ranks them the top rock group of the decade, and their hit song "How You Remind Me" was listed as the top rock song of the decade and the fourth song of the decade. We wondered which recent bands we might all be fighting about in 20 years. Theres innocent fun, and then theres ruining a new millennium before its barely begun. Registered office: 3rd floor, Latin Hall, Golden Lane, Dublin 8. Bookmark Quiz Bookmark Quiz Bookmark. Oh, its another flash-in-the-pan indie band. Drummers such as Sacha Gervasi, Amir, and Spencer Cobrin had all filled in as Bush drummers before Robin Goodridge was made the permanent fit and thus completing the Bush lineup. The band now records under its own label, 3CG Records. Ill probably never get past it. The band eventually came to develop a sound that relied on dynamic contrasts, often between quiet verses and loud, heavy choruses. Its sexual politics are questionable at best Fergie sings about shaking her moneymakers to get ahead in life and the song relies on fairly pitiful rhymes (They say Im really sexy /The boys they wanna sex me) to make its dubious point. Only, some of the below groups possess testicles only in the symbolic sense. With that in mind, you could actually claim that Crazy Frog was punk. I was born too late into a world that doesnt care, she sings, dreaming of a time when music really mattered (vom), when accountants didnt have control / And when media couldnt buy your soul. Real music didnt win, on this occasion. Comments. However, at some point during all of this '90s hysteria, no one noticed that there was a change a-comin', and that change is one we'd all be better off without: the '00s. See if you agree with Rolling Stone readers top-10 list of the worst90s bands. When you think its finally gone, it rears its ugly head again. Unlike Weetabix, however, theres not a shred of evidence suggesting Fleet Foxes prevent colorectal cancer. A collection of the worst bands to emerge and inflict woeful music upon us this decade. Sit in the back of an SUV with off-key sorority house members singing along to Dave Matthews Band. We don't need any more to come trailin' on in behind them. And misogyny. I would like to point out that the members of The Maccabees are called things like Orlando, Hugo, Felix, and Rupert. Sum 41 - Fronted by Deryck Whibley, the Canadian Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold more than 50 million albums worldwide[ and ranking as the eleventh best-selling music act, and the second best-selling foreign act in the U.S. behind the Beatles, of the 2000s. Dave is a jam act with no jams. Just in case you need a good, strong dose of suck to wake you up to the cruel, cruel noise that was the '00s, we've made a list to remind you of what bands could be in your future if this nostalgia path continues to sludge its way across the nation. They can barely play guitar and barely hold a tune. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. Well how about they're the single worst, most soul-sapping, boring band of office workers ever to inflict their awful sub-Keane warblings on an already depressed nation's ears. Lets not neglect how wonderful it was to witness a puffa jacket-wearing Dane Bowers singlehandedly stinking out Posh Spices big solo move. It's not that Lana Del Rey is bad, per se, it's that her music seems fraudulent when compared to the '60s-era musical acts she's invoking. Despite being deeply boring, there is something particularly distasteful about Maroon 5 and their smooth pop aimed squarely at the girls who swoon over singer Adam Levine's good looks. If only Hootie were Sandra Dee. What made it so bad: Spurred on by Crazy Frogs chart heroics, convinced that literally anything could be released as a single, its Get Munkds parody of hip-hop culture which really burns. The group was especially popular in Canada, having three number-one singles in the country. See More by this Creator. Theory Of A Deadman - Anyone who opens a song with the line So sick of the hobos and then chastises them for 'sitting around' while he has to work for money is a special kind of idiot. No Spice Girl was better placed to rule the charts than Victoria Beckham. Real music didnt win, on this occasion. But that would be to ignore just how difficult 2005 was, when this cartoon frog became synonymous with back-of-the-bus ringtones, before becoming a UK #1 single. advertising. It's sort of like hating Jonah Lehrer, partially because, like Lehrer, Nickelbackplagiarizes itselfand somehow still has fans. created content and their own posts, comments and submissions and fully and effectively warrant They are best known for the 1997 hit song "MMMBop" from their major label debut album Middle of Nowhere, which earned three Grammy nominations. -Jeff Weiss, See also: The Eagles Hotel California: Why This Song Sucks, Once upon a time/When the world was just a pancake/Fears would arise/That if you went too far youd fall/But with the passage of time/It all became more of a ball. -Some Dave Matthews lyrics, You want a real American Horror story? 7 and No. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. Limp Bizkit is one of the rare band names that could not be made any more ridiculous if it were spelled "LiMp b!ZKiT," an observation that makes the band's unchecked anger so hard to take seriously. Give Orange. WebThe 15 most hated bands of the last 30 years Perhaps the only time you'll see Limp Bizkit, Lana Del Rey and Insane Clown Posse on the same list By Prachi Gupta Published Worst bit: When he sings Im here to win your heart and soul and you think, Just let me stop you there, Shane. Born the year after the death of the Beatles, the group consisting of Paul McCartney, his wife Linda and a revolving door of drummers and guitar players solidified every argument that John was better than Paul. Users are reminded that they are fully responsible for their own One True Voice were the boy band created by Popstars: The Rivals. Well, in this case the common rap happens to be true. MORE INFO. Here are the top 10 bands that defined the 2000s Kerrang era. The sex rhymes on Bloodsugarsexmagik would be forgettable if they werent so awful She stuck my butt with her big black stick / I said Whats up? But people kept referring them to these labels which diluted the music genres so much its now just a big. If you still need us to explain why this band are awful with that information in your brain then the chances are you might just be stupid enough to enjoy their dreadful music. Make a one-time donation today for as little as $1. Again we have the same problem. Perhaps not the worst of the '00s offenders as far as their musical quality goes, and Travis Barker is a fuckin' beast on the drums, but blink helped further that whole pop-punk craze during the '00s, and are therefore responsible for the birth of bands like Simple Plan and Panic! Myspace updates are like the bat signal of an '00s artists, you know. No thanks. Enough with the nostalgia shows already. And on closer inspection, Thoms debut is a nauseating hark back to the oh-so-glorious olden days, with several factual flaws, the most notable being that Johnny Rotten wouldnt be seen dead with flowers in his hair. WebCLICK HERE to see The 50 Greatest Albums of the 2000s. But then this happened. And this an ideal something to make me even sadder breakup song? -Jeff Weiss. So when something half decent comes along, its easy to get carried away. Tractors and saccharine folk should not mix. American rock band that was formed in Charlottesville, Virginia, United States, in 1991. WebTop 10 Alternative Bands of the 2000s WatchMojo.com 25M subscribers Join Subscribe 15K 1.1M views 8 years ago Find links in the description below to buy the music featured in this video! The actual band took a backseat to frontman Prestons antics on Celebrity Big Brother and later, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Creed. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. PA Archive / PA Images / PA Images. The group hit number one with their first ever single, a cover of the Bone Thugs-N-Harmony hit 'Tha Crossroads' and went on to further success with 'Flip Reverse' in 2003. -Ben Westhoff, Funk metal is a bad idea. British rock band formed in London in 1992 shortly after vocalist/guitarist Gavin Rossdale and guitarist Nigel Pulsford met. Worst bit: Its not even the worst Black Eyed Peas song. I mean, really, was the "he-said-she-said bullshit" that rage-inducing, Fred Durst? At least with those, you can sometimes get a laugh out of them. As with our top 20 greatest musicians of all time and top 20 hair metal albums of all time lists, we take this shit very seriously, even enlisting objective third party analysts to review our findings for accuracy. He always wore sunglasses. It was a mistake. They're so earnest and 'real' that they just come across as luddite's cashing in on a post-Streets world where talking about modern life in a non-patronising way is somehow worthwhile and interesting. Up until this point, it was fine to dig up a few musical memories while listening to an aging band play their radio hits, because the '90s were an awesome time for music, especially alternative rock, and therefore these nostalgia shows are relatively harmless. These are the worst musicians of the 2000s. Juke Box Hero is no Pinball Wizard; I Want To Know What Love Is will make you wish you didnt; Feels Like The First Time will hopefully be your last; Head Games is not about oral sex; Urgent is not that; Hot Blooded,Double Vision and Cold As Ice will send you to the doctor. Whats worse is just how seedy it all is, way too post-watershed for rodents. Known for their squeaky clean looks It takes courage to admit that, for whatever reason, you managed to be duped into thinking this phony ear sludge could be called music. Treat yourself. For the release of their seventh album, the band parted from EMI Canada and signed a new Canadian domestic distribution deal with Universal Music Canada. Maybe, but if youve got Foreigner on the playlist, she wont be waiting for you. What made made it so bad:Pop musics often simple and repetitive, and that is absolutely fine. Grab your copy of the Gigwise print magazine here. Until these '00s shows stop, I'll be reminding everyone of not only how terrible frosted tips are, but how awful music from the '00s was, because I'm afraid for our nation. Its original lineup consisted of Fred Durst (vocals), Wes Borland (guitars), Sam Rivers (bass), John Otto (drums) and DJ Lethal (turntables, samples and programming). It was a novelty at the time, honest. Why take our chances? Associated Press articles: Copyright 2016 The Associated Press. It's no surprise that Creed won this poll. Send a Message. Sitting somewhere between The Streets and Ocean Colour Scene, The Twang were hailed as the next big thing by the NME upon their emergence and topped numerous critics tips including a #2 spot in the influential BBC Sound of 2007 poll. This makes them make the list. That may explain why a Spin Doctors song is a bit like herpes. But then this happened. There will always be those unfathomably popular bands and singers that get an inordinate amount of airtime, and are loved by obsessed, cultish fans, only intensifying the hatred of those who realize one objective truth: that when you get down to it, the music isn't even good. -Nicholas Pell, Formed in the late aughts, The Raconteurs consist of Jack White and some other guys. Still, no dice. Theres undoubtedly genuine musicianship behind this Seattle outfit, its just wholly unpalatable, lacking even the most basic hooks and melodies necessary to sustain most listeners. No 00s hit has been so purpose-built to wind up as many people as possible. They wore suits and hats! Ward was crowned the winner ofThe X Factor before releasing this radically uninventive ballad, which sounds like every single X Factor winners song ever. He sang songs such as The A team and Shape of You. WebTop 10 Worst Rock Bands of All Time The Top Ten 1 Nickelback Nickelback is a Canadian post-grunge band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. Okay, guys. and indemnify Journal Media in relation to such content and their ability to make such content, Blazin' Squad - Like the mutated spawn of East 17 this group of Essex chavs ransacked the charts earlier in the decade with their Burberry style brand of pop-hip-hop raps and commercial r'n'b choruses. 1. We didnt see Chico coming. They also won two BRIT Awards (who cares!). In the last week, Rush and the Eagles have been reappraised and argued about on Salon. PA Archive / PA Images 17 respectively. Borland left the group in 2001, but Durst, Rivers, Otto and Lethal continued to record and tour with guitarist Mike Smith. She's another reminder that we live in a post-Black Eyed Peas era. Led by human breathalyzer test Wes Scantlin, Puddle of Mudd successfully sold millions of copies of Come Clean, an album flooded with songs that nasally whimpered their way through a deluge of generic guitar strumming and relentless symbol-bashing. What made it so bad: This might the laziest song to become a bonafide hit (it reached number three in the UK singles chart). Worst bit: The way the singer wears his hat in the video. The Darkness - No, it wasn't a bad nightmare. What were saying is: One Night Only are directly responsible for Thats What Makes You Beautiful, a 2011 song were inclined to erroneously include in this list just in order to give it a kicking. -Ben Westhoff, Where Journey was a hit factory, Foreigner are the sweatshop equivalent, churning out shoddy products full of lead paint. Because theyve been caught ripping off other artists songs, including Stevie Wonder, The New Seekers, and Neil Innes. -Ben Westhoff, With the exception of the song Band On the Run which sounds like a forgotten White Album b-side and the bass breakdown on Live and Let Die, there are no greater offenders of 70s schlock than Wings. The band's 2009 album Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King (the first album since Moore's death) debuted at number one on the Billboard 200, earning the band their fifth consecutive number-one debut making them the second band behind Metallica to do so. 14. But she was briefly waylaid by evil, earnest-types Counting Crows when they convinced her to help slaughter a Joni Mitchell song. Literally it was a toss-up for us, since both sound like whiny, uninteresting barely catchy songs to us. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. : Somewhere, Vanessa Carlton is still perched on a travelling piano, playing the blissful notes of . He needs that sugar hit again, and again, and again. The group was moved to Island Def Jam Music Group, which they eventually left after conflict with the label about creative input. This song is so wet that its given me swimmers ear, which makes the narrators self-regarding message stand by myself while I take over the world with my forgettable, dreary acoustic guitar song even more egregious.

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