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Tak that business o tgrahse shooit his neighboiur, Jack Emmott, let aht each season to a fancy Lunnon syndicate. The Scotsman asks for a year's supply of scotch; it's given to . The old fella goes off. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune. What is the longest word in the English language? 5. if(MSFPhover) { MSFPnav4n=MSFPpreload("../_derived/contents.htm_cmp_yorkshire-dialect110_hbtn.gif"); MSFPnav4h=MSFPpreload("../_derived/contents.htm_cmp_yorkshire-dialect110_hbtn_a.gif"); } Posh bloke says, That may be, but I can remember him playing out wearing neither trousers nor shoes. His reply, 'I know. Will and Guy have attempted to give you a taste of Yorkshire humour through the following jokes: Bob: What's the difference between unlawful and illegal Arnold? says the vet. He was complaining that the work had been 'er now! So I asked Hide Ad. Matters came to a heead one autumn when tguns wer aht an a bird dropped on Sammys side otfence. Short English jokes Hands on thighs!" And the ladies, in unison, put their hands over their eyes! Humour - Yorkshire Dialect A Yorkshire man had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail. 'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband. or tike a child, esp. Braunging meaning bragging or boasting. He decides to have the words 'She Were Thine' engraved on her headstone. Teacher: Paul. To which Alf replied, "Nay Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse to Bradford." He calls the mason, explains what he wants, then goes to see the stone a few days later. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee abaht me cat." The stonemason told him to return a week later. Im gonna bray you!. You might even cook up some special New Year's recipes to bring luck in 2023. Please send us your short English jokes, Jeweller: Do you want it 18 carat? They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10p." The builder lewked Sammy up an dahn. He yells: "The blummin' 'e' is missing! ',And the sergeant told what had occurred. 14 reasons why Yorkshire is far superior to Lancashire, 24 wonderful Yorkshire phrases that show our dialect is the best, How Yorkshire are you? That man's not worth losing your head over. Welsh tales The old fella goes off. Funny Chinese jokes A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? They pay the 40p, but their curiositygets the better of them. Contact us for any info. We really aren't sure what we'd be insecure about - Yorkshire is called God's County for a reason, you know! discovered that it was unlocked. by Nathan Ellis March 1, 2023. ", full disclosure, this isn't my joke, was sent to me. On Set'day neets when Sammy hed drunk hissen stupid i' Keighworth, t'owd mare took him hooam when t'landlord hed poured Sammy into t' back o't'drey. Vet asks "Is it a Tom?" the members decided that a special headstone was required for such a devout He decides to have the words 'She Were Thine' engraved on her headstone. and the man says "Nay lad, 'ah've got it 'ere So tight that if you ask him where his toilet is he'll tell you 2nd bottle on the . Lerrus gerrus andswesht=one . Preferably Yorkshire tea. Post last edited on 12/02/2014 07:42:02: A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? I two minutes hed shut up an sat dahn red i tface. Ah goes first, cos were on my land, said Sammy. I can't see A Fly will sup with Dick, Tom or Dan An' soa, by gow! The Tight Yorkshireman - YouTube I This stereotype can also be seen in the Yorkshireman's Motto: wine, liquor, beer-it's all the same.'. They dont mak owt at it hardlins. Irish joke 3: The 1-year prison sentence. What dyou mean? asked the other. "I'd like one 'o them theer rings". The German replies, "Nein, just one.". 'Nay Lass!' And our rich and distinctive accent and dialect makes for some funny puns and jokes. A Vet Joke . // -->