Dst7cSE99`YpOqBp@&+69ykl95-! I dont vote. (6K"F;nyV-()*bt3QgsX;a\IC'h%7. If you are interested in using one of my images for your website, or if you would like a print, please contact me directly (See the Contact tab). Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! It's all just noise. If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. His parents split up when he was an infant because his . Subreddit to discuss about ChatGPT. It will be a lot of fun. It's the perfect name because it's anti-social media. George Carlin on Voting transcript | iComedyTV.com endobj Nobody cares. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. This is an incomplete transcript made by Raven Developers. I do not own this video. Likethe public. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! They dont fall out of the sky. He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Everybody says they suck. To avoid redundancy in the comments section, we kindly ask /u/arkreder to respond to this comment with the prompt you used to generate the output in this post, so that others may also try it out. 9 minutes; 13,650 views; May 13, 1999 George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theater in New York City for HBO. George Carlin was one of the most well-known and beloved comedians of all time. Remembering George Carlin : NPR But, the Incomplete List highlights his exceptional understanding of, love for, and talent with language, sound, and rythmn. 185 0 obj The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. But in war times they quickly become, our brave young fighting men and women stationed half way around the world in places whose name's they(POLITICIANS) can't pronounce, wandering if they will ever see their loved ones again. We're all becoming like Goldfish, swimming around in our own little bowls, looking at the world through a curved piece of glass. 0000003901 00000 n `XX /;VU}`M%VO #5Zfb-> Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript A friend is someone you can count on. Most are only interested in self pleasures and bad habits. Thats against their interests. 2023. An INITIATIVE is an idea that isn't going anywhere! I say that where the military is concern the extent of a POLITICIANS insincerity can be measured by how far around the world our soldiers are stationed and whether or not any of them(POLITICIANS) can pronounce it? Theyre not interested in that. Yeah, the public sucks! The truth is, obedience and respect should not be granted automatically. They don't fall out of the sky. Suddenly we're down to four. George Carlin Quotes on Politics - LiveAbout They don't fall out of the sky. But he wasn't always a . George Carlin Scripts Video Transcript - In Defense of Politicians (George Carlin, 1996) "Now there's one thing you mighta noticed I don't complain about: politicians. See they don't DECIDE; they DETERMINE. And if we had a list like that, I wouldn't mind that brilliant judge in Alabama displaying it prominently in the courthouse wall. Do you think its possible that one of these POLITICIANS whose judgment is so poor that he honestly thinks of himself as serving the Nation might occasionally be expected to indulge in little patriotism huh What do you think? He said: Once you leave the womb, conservatives dont care about you until you reach military age. Politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things, the flag, the Bible and children. He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. What? Pfft! Maybe you'll find some of the features useful , Ignore this comment if your post doesn't have a prompt. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? Enjoyed this speech? George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE But here's the thing: you don't need social media to be happy. Fuck hope. PDF Not Just A Game Transcript - Media Education Foundation Theyll get it. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They speak of course with great caution, because they must take care not to actually say anything. You got people walking around bumping into each other, looking down at their phones, tweeting, Instagramming, Facebooking, like they're all little paparazzi. They [Catholic teachers] would fall back on, Well, its a mystery.[2]. Londons Heathrow Airport, November 7, 2018. As I say, they're my work, they're my . You got people spouting their opinions left and right, like they're some kind of expert on the subject. Nobody seems to care. Hes right. Carlin was not unique in that he saw through the thick layers of societal propaganda and rhetoric that are the source of many of the worlds problemsand let it be known that, despite his liberal stance on most social issues, he would point out their hypocrisies as wellbut he was well-respected and well-spoken enough to have left an impression on American thinking and history. <>/Metadata 181 0 R/Outlines 136 0 R/Pages 174 0 R/StructTreeRoot 145 0 R/Type/Catalog/ViewerPreferences<>>> POLITICIAN:HE HASN'T RESPONDED TO MY INITIATIVE. Carlin is usually spot on. George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. George Carlin (1937-2008): Legendary Comedian Challenged Status Quo Fuck em! He was born May 12, 1937, in New York City into an Irish Catholic family, but he rejected the faith. I show how there is no direct way to escape politicizing . Pfft! endobj The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. The shit they shuffle around every four years doesnt mean a fuckin thing. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. Incidentally, another way of expressing this sentiment is to say we're sending our young men and women to places the average American can't find on the map. Its almost a poetic rap. New episode of the podcast is terrific. Fuck hope!. endobj George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. [wptabtitle]Blog[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][/wptabcontent] Two reasons I dont vote. So self-important. Every time. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. The planet is fine. BUT WHEN I DO, I'LL ADVISE YOU. People are so quick to judge and attack each other over the smallest things. Im sure as soon as the election is over, your country will improve immediately. FUCK THEM. <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> (LAUGHS). People like to twist that around. And we've all bought into it. Hi speech lovers,With costs of hosting website and podcast, this labour of love has become a difficult financial proposition in recent times. You voted them in. While you're here, we have a public discord server. 124 Copy quote. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . And then, maybe, put down your phone and go have an actual conversation with someone. Anthony Hopkins is a pantheist-Catholic-agnostic who believes strongly in God. It's a psychologically satisfying number: the top ten; the ten most wanted; the ten best-dressed. They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and American universities. I don't words that conceal reality. But, listen to Georges delivery in the video and it comes across much more as stand-up humor. The stand up comic was an artist who did more than articulate the public's subconscious; he. They want obedient workers. (LAUGHS) PROCEEDING. Maybe two hundred thousand? We invite you and ask you to help us update this wiki by editing it. Then share it far and wide with the little green button. I still cant find a flaw in it, or anything even exaggerated. Yes, all the words are quite impolite. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(digitalcommons@montclair.edu)/Rect[400.0562 72.3516 527.5898 82.8984]/StructParent 7/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> Im talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! And don't get me started on the selfies. I recall many years ago, when he was guest-hosting the Tonight show, George Carlin having a somewhat strained political conversation with the comedian Shelley Winters. You crowned us', by Toni Morrison - 1988, for Michael Gordon: '13 days ago my Dads big, beautiful, generous heart suddenly stopped beating', by Scott and Sarah Gordon - 2018, Tara Westover: 'Your avatar isn't real, it isn't terribly far from a lie', The Un-Instagrammable Self, Northeastern University - 2019, Tim Minchin: 'Being an artist requires massive reserves of self-belief', WAAPA - 2019, Atul Gawande: 'Curiosity and What Equality Really Means', UCLA Medical School - 2018, Abby Wambach: 'We are the wolves', Barnard College - 2018, Eric Idle: 'America is 300 million people all walking in the same direction, singing 'I Did It My Way'', Whitman College - 2013, Shirley Chisholm: ;America has gone to sleep', Greenfield High School - 1983, Joe Marler: 'Get back on the horse', Harlequins v Bath pre game interview - 2019, Ray Lewis : 'The greatest pain of my life is the reason I'm standing here today', 52 Cards -, Mel Jones: 'If she was Bradman on the field, she was definitely Keith Miller off the field', Betty Wilson's induction into Australian Cricket Hall of Fame - 2017, Jeff Thomson: 'Its all those people that help you as kids', Hall of Fame - 2016, Dan Angelucci: 'The Best (Best Man) Speech of all time', for Don and Katherine - 2019, Hallerman Sisters: 'Oh sister now we have to let you gooooo!' And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? 183 21 It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. %PDF-1.3 Now, in the interest of logicsomething religion has a really hard time withI'm going to skip around the list a little bit: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL. George Carlin was born and raised in Manhattan, New York in 1937 and died in Santa Monica, California in 2008. for Caitlin & Johnny - 2015, Korey Soderman (via Kyle): 'All our lives I have used my voice to help Korey express his thoughts, so today, like always, I will be my brothers voice' for Kyle and Jess - 2014, Bruce Springsteen: 'They're keepers of some of the most beautiful sonic architecture in rock and roll', Induction U2 into Rock Hall of Fame - 2005, Olivia Colman: 'Done that bit. In fact at this point he might even say: POLITICIAN:I'M WILLING TO TRUST IN THE FAIRNESS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. Off-course no politician would admit to such a lowly station as working in Government. Quote by George Carlin: "But there's a reason. There - Goodreads Look them in the eye, shake their hand, and share your thoughts and feelings in person. We don't need that many. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. And so, with all of this in mind, folks, I offer you my revised list of the Two Commandments: THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF! (LAUGHS). George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain. 0000005590 00000 n ', And let's not forget the humblebrags. George has been quoted as calling this his favourite HBO special of them all due to its continuous flow-on nature and high standard of writing. I think the list of commandments was deliberately and artificially inflated to get it up to ten. <> . It's so obvious that it almost goes without saying, but comedians are generally more intelligent and sensitive than the average person. Real connection comes from being present with other people, from having meaningful conversations, from doing things together. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. They dont want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. endobj Best George Carlin Quotes of All Time - LiveAbout All across this great land of ours, the greatest nation on earth, the greatest nation in the history of the World and in times of military crisis you can be sure that someone in a suit in this town will eventually plant himself in front of a camera and carry on a great deal about the most powerful nation on the face of the earth. TOUGH DECISIONS like: POLITICIAN (PLANNING):HOW MUCH SOFT MONEY CAN I EXPECT TO COLLECT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY CORE VALUES? They dont pass through a membrane from another reality. It's a big club, and you ain't in it. Comedian George Carlin addressed members and guests of the National Press Club in Washington, DC. [5] And another one: everybody complains about politicians. xref They don't care about the planet. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. George Carlin > Quotes > Quotable Quote (?) That's always a nice touch, American people. Follow the link for the full transcript, its worth it, but here are a few choice excerpts: When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. And term limits aint gunna do ya any good. You know, those posts that pretend to be modest, but really they're just a way of showing off. I always thought it was kind of funny and someone out of character for a POLITICIAN to go out of his way to point out the low level of American intelligence (LAUGHS), when indeed his very job depends upon it. It was during the waning of the Nixon years, where confidence in government was beginning its slide down to the Stygian depths where it rests today; the Vietnam War, and racial unrest, continued to rage on. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? So Ive made what i hope is a more readable version below, so this classic piece of polemical gold can be shared and understood more widely. Not in the abstract they don't. They should be based on the parents' performance. So let me tell you something. A clean place to live. George Carlin was an outspoken comic, known for his brash sense of humor, foul language and controversial views on politics, religion and other sensitive subjects. And don't even get me started on Twitter. This legendary rant is even better when read. Difference. Maybe something else sucks around here like: THE PUBLIC. Their own habitat. 186 0 obj THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. And you don't want to spend your real life chasing after digital validation.". POLITICIAN:THERE IS NO EVIDENCE, NO ONE HAS PROVEN ANYTHING EVENTUALLY I'LL BE EXONERATED. Then youre just what theyre looking for. Theyll get it. And there you have it, a transcript of George Carlin's take on social media. George Carlin: In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by . Dog, Cat, Thinking. As a lifelong stand-up comedian, Carlin had a lot of opportunities to speak his mindand religion and politics were two of his favorite subjects. No contest. 188 0 obj George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! They should be earned. POLITICIAN:WHEN HE RESPONDS TO MY INITIATIVE, I WILL REVIEW HIS RESPONSE, TAKE A POSITION AND MAKE A RECOMMENDATION. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. And so, a long last after each has RESPONDED to the others INITIATIVES and each has REVIEWED the others RESPONSES and everyone has taken a POSITION made a JUDGMENT and offered a RECOMMENDATION. NOW they have to do something! Local elections, special elections, and mid-terms, especially. People post pictures of themselves and their lives, trying to create a narrative that they're happy, successful, and popular. George Carlin. <>/MediaBox[0 0 612 792]/Parent 175 0 R/Resources<>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageC]/XObject<>>>/Rotate 0/StructParents 0/Tabs/S/Type/Page>> That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun? xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet? You know what they're interested in? The only part I would take with a block of salt is the last in which he explains why he doesnt vote. He was regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time. Then you're just what they're looking for. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? Garbage ingarbage out. Quote by George Carlin: "Political correctness is America's newest form And theyre elected by American citizens. Results like these do not belong on the rsum of a Supreme Being. I'm getting tired of that shit. American stand-up comedian George Carlin is notable for his long-standing popularity from the early 60s up until his death in 2008. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. As for me, Ill be home on that day, doing essentially the same thing as you, the only difference is, when I get finished masturbating, Im going to have a little something to show for it folks. George Carlin - National Press Club [complete] - YouTube Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. User Clip: George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999 Something is wrong here. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. You have owners. Nothing wrong with the planet. 0000080920 00000 n Then watch the video. The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk. Maher is a liberal who has endorsed at least the last two Democratic presidential candidates. Do you? Its a big club, and you aint in it! THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. [/wptabs]. POLITICIAN:I'M IN PUBLIC SERVICE, I LIKE AMERICA DON'T YOU? 0000003180 00000 n I know, they say, they say: well if you dont vote you have no right to complain. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians.

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