says: I was born and raised in Miami, 30 years. ( Disclaimer: For all of the good Anglos out there, dont be offended by my apparent bigotry. 9. how to Disrespect him even the slightest, and he'll let you know about it in the most overtly macho way possible. Bravo!! ET. var output = ''; But, just my opinion, form your own. var l=new Array(); My neighbor (maybe Matt, who knows) is in same time crawling out from his apt, bitching: I cant stand it anymore, its so hot, its humid. . Get over yourselves!!! Web131 reviews of South Miami Hospital "A short while ago we once again needed the services that this place provides. By the way, we are moving to Miami next year. says: Having been born and raised in Miami (Cuban family), I thought this article was great. Miami is a live city with many different cultures and ethnicity and that is something you cold northerners will never get! I hope you know an LA person can spot the Rube from a mile away. says: Of course the politically correct responders to the 25 reasons focus on the Latino comments. But my preference has always been the N.Y.C. says: Because most of the people there are refs.. or raised in a family with a ref mentality. I first fell in love with MIAMI WMC 2007 and go back every yearYour intro to the article I swear are words out of my own mouth. Stop blaming us for your own stupidity. [CDATA[ anytime, he is the answer to your problems. I live in Key West, I hate that stupid turquoise highway. your ignorance is astonishing. Fiona says: Love Miami but cant live there And finally, salaries in Miami are not all equal to that of a writer, such as yours or mine. an we talk. No body chills unless they are at the beach, or at work. Expect to get in a physical confrontation at some point, male or female, with someone at some point. - Because of the beautiful weather, People always have things to do unlike other big cities. OR Cemetaries are creepy; ESPECIALLY at midnight. I prefer paying the toll by Alabama Jacks every. Ill be forever grateful to such a powerful man. If its not deep fried or batter dipped, its just gonna be more beef or chicken, with rice and beans and sauces you can find anywhere. And when we do, we start to see things different. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Clean your fingers and look at yourself first before pointing out negatives and creating prejudice at other places and people. And the list can be used all over the USA. At 8pm they squeeze a way too big DJ booth into it somewhere and start blasting the worst reggaeton ever, while douchebags wearing Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy and sunglasses at night rub their sweaty fatness all over you (because fat Latin guys in Miami seem to think theyre built) and start to ogle and grope you. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; I am under 53 but my brother is 65, so go figure. HE DID A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS WHICH I WONT REALLY MENTION HERE BUT THE MOST OF WHAT HE DID FOR ME WAS HELP ME OUT OF CANCER for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ says: Chris, enjoyed reading your thoroughly thought out rant, if one can call it that! Miami's independent source of Thus why the best comedians are usually both intelligent and socially aware. says: Atlantians who just got back from Miami after a week visiting. Everywhere in the world, you will find good and bad people, its just what you are attracting. WebCheck out the URM WEBINAR! } RUDENESS is an understatement. or via (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) I know, I know, I get the tone of this article. There are so many people here that come from nothing, without any financial help and find a way to work up to $50,000 salaries and more, usually without any college education and do just as well and sometimes better. says: Having moved from Atlanta to Miami a year and half ago, I can say that this article was correct. [CDATA[ We were happy no matter what were doing in Miami Beach. Well everything sounds true but he forgets to tell about all this fat Americans with terrible fashion. +2347052958531. @Matt, no not at all. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ I wanted to make it out there but my love of beaches wont be able to beat out the lack of traffic, affordable housing (paid ours off in 6 years), FRIENDLY people, and well we do have the mountains. Clubs are for tourists You think anyone who pays these rents can afford a $12 Bud Light? Insofar as why people would like it? says: This article is irrelevant. 23. Miami was a wonderful place when I was young but the Mariel Cubans, Haitians and other undesirables made it hell on earth. Now I long for Florida I cant wait to go back. says: Matt, considering you write for Miami411, I assume youve never had the pleasure of interacting with the writers at the Miami Herald (whom I can assure you, all read). Try the great papa dodo today, he might be the answer to your problem. Miami is simply not the place for a young man or woman to begin his/her career. AJ CAKEGATE 2023: Bad Bunny's Restaurant Accused of Gobbling Birthday Girl's Cake, Death Train: A Timeline of Brightline Fatalities in South Florida UPDATED, Neighborhood Nazi Jon Minadeo Peddles Hate by the Minute, Sen. Rubio's Permanent Daylight Savings Bill Sees Light of Day Once More, NFL Legend Ray Lewis Joins World Jai-Alai League Board of Directors, Affordable New "Micro-Units" Slated for Little River, Edgewater. 2. The balseros are the people who se cagan this city. As if the city and those who defend it didnt already look stupid enough! } 11- We A/C everything.- Yes idiot, because its HOT. } So after considering this important summations is also reasonable to consider the lack of interest of Americanizing and living the real American life. But to write that everyone is dumb its ignorant thats like me saying everyone in Oklahoma is racist. Didnt take long for them to realize its a shithole. So, if you want lower electric bills, keep your watt usage low during the cooler months the first half of the year. says: Ive lived in Miami for 4 years, and can say that every single reason is true. Yes. 3. made in America with Cuban parts You will down in your own filth. when he went for a vacation to London he meant a lady called Mary he was behaving some how i dont understand any more?, he told me that he is no longer interested in the marriage any more. Live here and be prepared for to observe a very fascinating pocket of Americathat many non-English speaking inhabitants truly believe all of America is just like Miami Love the list! And before I go on, let me remind you, that you would be making the same amount, or less, in NYC, but the difference is that youd be sharing a place in Brooklyn with 4 other people. says: Miami Dade is like living in a third world county,I hope a category 6 hurricane comes and blows it away. LilyGarcia They just need your well sweated money made in your foreigner country to bring it here. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; First of all, reality - and your truth are NOT the same thing, and you are mistaken your poor unsubstantiated fantasies of grandiosity that only exists in your rotten mind produced by your low self stem that exhibit all people from the sunken island. } The bottom line is this (and please listen to this part because I am currently going through this as we speak) its not the people, its not you not fitting here, ITS ABOUT ALL MONEY. But with so many immigants, its hard to pull people into the 21st century. They party for one to two weeks. There are no jobs in Miami? And when ever you can afford to do some travel, visit some of these Countries that you trash with your vulgar vocabulary, so you can understand the type of person that you are, and what a pathetic world you live in. says: Wow!! Multiculturalism is a recipe for disaster,it must be heavily regulated with an iron fist,or you get Miami,and Southern California. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) else output += unescape(l[i]); Not for me as I enjoy it but my wife does not. thank you says: Whoever wrote this is such a LOSER. Ive lived in Miami all my life, born and raised, for 30yrs+. Again, money rules south beach and Miami Beach. told me she came in contact with his email on the // says: I am 1/2 Cuban. If youre forced to work low paying jobs, then youre most likely going to have to be bilingual. Yep, cold and all and I am thrilled. (That is overflowing with traffic and self-centered people.) Y? Where I live now there is almost zero crime, everyone you run into is super friendly and warm, the area s stunning, with no rundown neighborhoods at all, it has an excellent public school system, the majority of people are church going or synagog going good people, but theres no pressure to religious. says: its all true, those denying are the issue. Not even worth visiting! (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Garcia: sudden, another woman came into the picture He started hailing me and he was I contacted Spiritual Doctor named Dr. Samura from posts I saw on blogs. //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 49';l[15]=' 110';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 105';l[18]=' 116';l[19]=' 117';l[20]=' 108';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 115';l[23]=' 100';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 110';l[26]=' 110';l[27]=' 117';l[28]=' 115';l[29]=' 114';l[30]=' 100';l[31]='>';l[32]='\"';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 49';l[44]=' 110';l[45]=' 111';l[46]=' 105';l[47]=' 116';l[48]=' 117';l[49]=' 108';l[50]=' 111';l[51]=' 115';l[52]=' 100';l[53]=' 121';l[54]=' 110';l[55]=' 110';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 115';l[58]=' 114';l[59]=' 100';l[60]=':';l[61]='o';l[62]='t';l[63]='l';l[64]='i';l[65]='a';l[66]='m';l[67]='\"';l[68]='=';l[69]='f';l[70]='e';l[71]='r';l[72]='h';l[73]='a ';l[74]='<'; Therefore, these blended diverse cultures, for lack of a better identification process, are ALL Hispanic. $('#flash_box_link').fancyZoom(); and help keep the future of New Times, Use of this website constitutes acceptance of our. I left to the northeast for a year and could not wait to return to Miami. IM STILL VERY MUCH INDEBTED TO DR MALAIKA FOR SAVING MY LIFE and explain all your problems to him consider it solve just like magic. // They breed rats,overpopulating our school roadways,and government services,such as the DMV postal office etc. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Everyone I know in Miami is either an illegal alien or they are the relative of an illegal alien. Heres how to trim the chin strap: Grow your beard out for 10-20 days. i taught i was dreaming but behold it was real and now we are I am at the Miami-Dade main courthouse several times a week. Doc's Sports Prediction, Preview, and Pick Inside. He's still living gay life like it's the '90s -- including that part where he's not out to his mom. And again, Miami is pretty much a latin country! He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself, my life became very bitter and sorrowful. When you survived a 10-hour surgery with eight syllables, wherein the validity of your very existence is questioned (I mean to say, it was RISKY), the virtues WITHIN and not WITHOUT take priority. 7. Deberas irte a vivir a Marte por ser un inadaptado social. Bless your heart. Since when has reading books been the sole benchmark of intelligence? Arent us second generationers suppoed to be talking English by now? It is what it is i suppose. You may even come on a website like this and start talking trash about Miami, due to your bigotted attitude towards Hispanics. contact: . And i know it difficult to believe but A SPELL CASTER Dr iayaryi really made my life much better because he gave me my family back. else output += unescape(l[i]); Seriously, so many types of douchebag. Then 1 day, a friend of mine told me about a great spell caster that is very good to help my problem and, my friend also said that the spell caster gave him some lucky numbers that he played in a lottery and he won. WebShop Miami Beach Bags from CafePress. You want rude people, bad weather, and costly living expenses - go there. Keep moving bud youll find something. Rick, you are a complete moron!! AJ though that guy is funny as Hell, do you really need to know about him before moving? (3) If you want a child. says: Being a WHITE ANGLO over 40 years old, growing up and living in Miami for over 35 years, I can tell you this list hit the nail right on the head. says: Matt Meltzer +2348054680554 Thank you great PAPA DODO. Thats a whole nightmare in itself! Event starts at 8 pm and ends at 2 am. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; This City wasnt built on anything substantial or sustainable and unless youre in it for the flash and/or for a quick buck Miami is poverty stricken at the Soul. After that, the price per kilowatt goes way up. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; Fourteen years in NY and 18 in TX, then the company I work for relocated me to Miami. hate much? Dawn All outdoor sport activities like soccer, tennis, basketball, and boating, attending festivals. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ //]]> Yes, its normal for guys in their 30s to still live at home with mom and dad. There are many other groups and pages OR CALL HIS MOBILE NUMBER +2348157534383. Bad traffic. //]]> Did I mention that people here are rude? It all depends how the reader perceives the article to be and how much humor one has. A lot of hispanic people can immigrate and live here for years and be so culturally secluded that they are expectant of others to speak spanish when it is the individuals responsibility to become part of a new world. else output += unescape(l[i]); The weather is excellent. Anyways, after a few years my wife and I decided we didnt want to have a family and raise kids in a place so fake and where most people are full of sh**. . Cubans turned Miami into the international metropolis it is today. Dressing for a few cold days means wearing a hoody with your flip flops Im very happy now. says: I love Miami! but every else its truly soul less and a shock to someone from america, this is not usa. Hahahaha..Ridiculous. (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. I was born and raised here, I am white, 26 yrs old and I DONT SPEAK SPANISH. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor says: I guess this is supposed to be funny and cheeky, but its mostly just stupid and irrelevant. They might be persnickety but for this kind of occasion it's nice to have a country full of petty-fogging ppl. helen moore I am so happy right now to share Doctor Samura email to someone out there that is suffering from heart break, contact him with; . } To save money young people go to college locally, and then they move out of the city to where the jobs actually are. } (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Shawn Wilson Why dont people use turn signals here? Miami doesnt need any of you or your trash talk. The fact is: Its freedom that you can speak your language and learn the language that drives the United States AND make fun of each other until we all learn to not take it all too seriously while doing so. Nick If you like professional sports, you WILL enjoy South Florida, i.e. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_YgC2ta41Fs').innerHTML = output; But to each is own! Ive read a lot and not just hear. . WebDouche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. says: Reading and writing levels at the public schools are TERRIBLE. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ The ones that still live in Miami hated it, took offense to it, and didnt see the humor in it. The Heat aka El Heat, Dolphins, Marlins and Panthers. // var output = ''; told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me I will agree with the vapid and superficial undertones the city offers, because of what it is advertised as to the world. but my favorite thing about Miami Floridas this, in Miami you can wake up on the East Coast and watch the sunrise. THE ONLY MAN YOU CAN ACTUALLY TRUST ON SPELL IS DR MALAIKA HIS EMAIL IS . White non latins just are smarter,nicer,more organized and more efficient than latins. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) says: Go back to wherever you came from!!! I am planning on moving to Miami next November. I moved to Broward County in 1993 so I could continue my law practice in all three of the Gold Coast counties more conveniently. //]]> Funny how outside the USA Miami is portrated like a rich people's paradise basically. 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